Coincidence

At 2:10 I get up from my computer and take a break; a stroll down the street for that shiny red can of refreshment. Upon return, I crack open the soda and mull over the term "Short-timer" as though it were etched into the window. Five minutes pass and the electricity goes off.

Its my last day at work.

Without electricity, our computers glow in the dark, but their batteries drain and our wireless routers are powerless. We're dead in the water and when they tell us we're out until at least four fifteen, we pack up and head out for an earlier than anticipated happy hour.

This is all coincidence, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.